Turn 1,000 Raw Reviews into 30 Killer Ad Hooks In 7 Days!

Stop guessing what makes strangers click. Our ClickDecoder™ Sprint sucks the emotion out of real customer chatter and spits back data-driven copy angles you can deploy next week.

Decode My Customers

The ClickNabber's Copy Pack

Perfect For:
• DTC & Print-on-Demand brands drowning in reviews
• Marketers burning budget on random A/B tests
• Creators who need scroll-stopping hooks that actually map to buyer emotions

You Get in 7 Days:
– the 5 core emotions driving 80 % of your purchases.
– exact phrases to hit or avoid in ads, emails, PDPs.
– headlines & angles pulled from the data.
– 20-minute video so your team knows what to do next.
– If you don’t love at least 3 hooks, pay what you want.

Intro price: $997 flat (next 5 clients only)

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Why It Works

  • Data, Not Opinions


    We mine public reviews, Reddit threads, and support tickets so every insight is what real humans already say, not what a “guru” thinks.

  • Emotion First, Copy Second


    Conversion is psychology. We tag each verbatim for fear, desire, anger, or aspiration and turn those spikes into ready-made hooks.

  • Crazy Fast Turnaround


    Our AI pipeline + human edit cycle means you get publish-ready copy in 7 days, not 7 weeks. Zero meetings required!
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How It Works

Collect – You securely share reviews/logs; we scrape the rest.

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Decode – GPT-powered clustering surfaces core emotions & keywords.

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Deliver – Deck, hook list, and Loom walkthrough land in your inbox.

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Recent Wins!

  • “Found the $29k Phrase”


    “ClickDecoder showed us one sentence buried in 400 reviews—we turned it into a headline and revenue jumped 18 % that week.”

    – Cara S., Outdoor Gear CMO

  • “Finally Knew Why They Buy”


    “The insight deck is pure gold. We rebuilt our product page around the top two emotions and watch-time doubled.”

    – Rowan L., Niche DTC Founder

  • “Killed Our CPC by 40 %”


    Swapped in two new hooks from the sprint and our Meta ads cost per click dropped from $1.80 to $1.07 in 48 hours.”

    – Patrick J., POD Apparel Brand

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Limited Intro Offer: $997

Book today, start decoding tomorrow.

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